Wednesday, May 20, 2009

NOT AGAIN!

My damn dog got into the dog food again!! This time it was NOT my fault. She pried her piggy self into the container and ate it till I could see half of the bottom of the bag!! Now she's urping and burping and panting and pacing because she's too full. Stupid $!@# !@#!@# *^ !#$%$%^!@#$ !#$%%^$#% dog!!!

ARGH!!!!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Hairwell

I'm growing my hair out because Kevin asked me to. It's one of my "welcome home" presents to him because otherwise I'd chop it all off. It's driving me crazy.

It's funny to me who notices my hair. The lunch room ladies at school always comment on how long it's getting. Now, I truly love the lunch room ladies but I don't know their names. How do they notice my hair growth? And today, a parent volunteer noticed and told me it looks nice. I don't even know whose parent she is (but I have seen her around school at least).

I was just pondering this today. You just never know who is paying attention to you. I've also found that the opposite proves true as well: sometimes those whom you think are or should be paying attention to you turn out not to be. As my friend Jen would say: Innnteresting.

Just somethin' I was thinkin' about.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

WEEE HOOOO!!

I just looked at my time ticker for Kevin coming home and noticed it converted into days rather than months because it's less than 1 month till Kevin comes home!

WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

On another related-but-not-by-much note, growing my hair out is driving me crazy. My bangs are always in my face and I have a duck tail at the back of my head (where the bottom portion flips out while the rest of my hair stays flat). Oh, the things I'll do to make Kevin happy.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I'm so lucky...

...to have a dog as talented as Ruby.

Did you know her new favorite thing to do first thing in the morning is to lick her butt juice (which apparently leaks out and smells HORRIFICALLY GAG-ORRIFIC) and then LICK MY FACE!?!

Joy.

At least if Kevin were here, my face would only get licked with a poo juice-covered tongue half the time. Only one of the many reasons I miss Kevin.