The Iron Stomach

Our dog has a death wish.

I guess we should already know this. She's eaten ant poison, a telephone, cat food, various trash items that I won't be specific about, old food, dirt, Bobo barf, soap, enough dog food to last a month - in one sitting - and other things I can't even remember.

And now, she's decided to branch out and try plant fertilizer.

I'm telling you, if Ruby doesn't die from being poisoned from something she eats, she will live forever.